Utah Jazz:


Home Court:

Energy Solutions Arena


CURRENT STARTING 5:


C: Michael Edwards
295 games ( 14th carrer season)
via trade from Orlando


PF: Vince Roberts
600 games ( 12th career season)
via trafe from Chicago


SF: Brady Quintanilla
702 games (9th carrer season)
via draft pick #3


SG: Bobby Marine
65 games ( 10th carrer season)
via trade from Oklahoma city


PG: Timoth Herod
856 games (12 carrer season)
via draft pick #27

CURRENT GM:

Monk81Art
48th season
1645 wins


STATS HISTORY as at 2048

SimNBA Titles (0)

Western Conference Titles: (1)
Midwest Division Titles: (1)

Most Winning Season: 50-32 2003


GAME RECORDS:

Points: 56 Daniel Reitz 2043
Rebounds: 25 Evelio Esquer 2020
Assists: 22 Isiah Stinson 2003
Steals: 10 Juan Fulk 2044
Blocks: 11 Trent Coqueran 2027

SEASON RECORDS:

Points; 23.0 Michael Edwards 2047
Rebounds: 10.9 Michael Edwards 2048
Assists: 10.1 Timothy Herod 2042


CARRER RECORDS:

Games: 1136 Francis Ojeda
Points: 20,805 Calvin Garnett
Rebounds: 11,460 Michael Edwards
Assists: 9,086 Hayden Fay


HOF JERSEYS (0)

GREATEST ALL TIME JAZZ TEAM: as voted by fans:



Fay / Terry / Adkins / Ojeda / Link

BINGO!!! ABOUT THE ONLY FUCKING THING YOUVE GOT RIGHT IN YOUR LIFETIME AS A GM IN THIS LEAGUE!!!



IM TYPING IN CAPS TO MAKE OUT IM STILL PISSED, BUT IVE HAD SOME SLEEP AND REALLY HUNGOVER NOW, BUT I LIKE THE CAPS.....


LISTING MONKS TRADE HISTORY WOULD BE LIKE WRITING A "HOW TO FUCKUP A BASKETBALL TEAM" BOOK FOR BEGINNERS...I SERIOUSLY AM NOT SURE I SHOULD BE HANGING SHIT ON THE MAN, CAUSE I GOT AN INKLINK THE PRICK COULD BE SEMI RETARDED....WE NEED SOME SORT OF PERFORMANCE EVALUATION FOR GM IN THIS LEAGUE...THIS SORRY ASS NEEDS TO BE ASKED TO STEP INTO MY FUCKING OFFICE...

HERE A TIP FUCKWIT - STOP TRADING YOUR FUCKING 1ST ROUND DRAFT PICKS - HOW MNANY TIMES DO YOU NEED TO BE KICKED IN THE NUTS TO LEARN - SERIOUSLY, YOU AINT ALL THERE, TUNE THE FUCK IN....

CONGRATS MONKART, YOU ARE THE WORST GM IN THE LEAGUE...AND TO BE HONEST, THE WORST IVE SEEN IN ANY LEAGUE IVE EVER BEEN IN


AJHoward's drunken rant awarding Utah Gm Monk #1 worst Gm's 2025.

I find it hilarious that Herod didn't make the Jazz's all-time team.

Gold.

Haha, classic.

All time teams are for mere mortals.

Herod is a god.

You are in the church of St Timothy.

Please bow down to him.

PS - some money in the offering plate would be nice too. I could use a new big screen TV.

Also, I sent Shooers a list of players. I let him pick the team.